Nutty Turds


The best tasting poop you’ll ever have.


You’ll need:

  • 1 or 2 bars (depending how chocolatey you like your treats) of good quality fairtrade 70% dark chocolate
  • Large handful of walnuts (crushed)
  • Large handful of shelled pistachios
  • Handful of yoghurt coated sesame seeds

Really you guys can use anything. Brazil nuts, raisins, yoghurt coated apricots….the list is endless people!

The how to and what not:

  1. Melt your chocolate. Boil some water in a small saucepan. Grab a glass bowl and balance it on top. Pop your chocolate in and start to stir it with a wooden spoon. Once it’s all silky smooth take your saucepan off the heat.
  2. Lay out some greaseproof paper. Find a heatproof mat for your saucepan and place it next to it with the bowl of melted chocolate still on top.
  3. Grab 2 spoons and start scooping your ‘poop’ mixture onto the greaseproof paper. You can make them as big or as small as you like. Once done use a tray to transfer your turds to cool in the fridge for half an hour.

And you’ll end up with some yummy little treats that look like this:


Store in an airtight container

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